have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it because I queefed?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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