You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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