Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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