So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window