I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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