Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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