is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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