I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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