butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You can't just leave with hair like that
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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