Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
