She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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