Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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