Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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