Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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