She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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