okay pat passed out under dana's car
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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