gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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