I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
porn star boner night. come get it.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
God, I missed his penis.
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