if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Dear god my vagina.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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