I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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