She said her name was "party"
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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