you would pick up someone in the library
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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