So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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