Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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