Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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