We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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