Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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