Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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