best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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