I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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