NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.