We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm just crazy horny about you
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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