Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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