Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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