Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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