JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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