I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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