He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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