So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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