We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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