I need help removing her.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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