yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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