you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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