I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
