We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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