I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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