he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Who died my cat blue again?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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