Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic