True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.