Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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