Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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