Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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