Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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