Its about making memories worth repressing
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Come see our sink grown plant.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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