if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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