I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The power of my boobs compel you
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
