so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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