Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
